Terms of Endearment.

I think that I might be addicted to terms of endearment. It's largely the fault of my giant puppy, Ponce de Leon, whose combination of adorableness and defiance leads to quick emotional outburts in humans. Here is a list of the most common names for my dog, who I'm afraid might forget his actual name at some point:

Ponce

Buddy

Puppybutt

Shit Captain

Munchkin

Munch

Smoochmunchkin

Smunch

Booger Bear

Sugar Bear

These are in approximate order of popularity. I also call Rachel about half of these. What is wrong with me?

P.S. This font is called Georgia. Thanks, Google.